Dax Kelvin Books

Dax Kelvin is my pseudonym, which I use mostly because it's easier to remember than my actual name. As a writer I am paid to lie to you, so consider this a natural extension.

Don't I look majestic A-F?

In reality, I was just wondering how in the hell I was going to get down.

Photo by Valentin Viegener

Photo by Amy Dexter

My home is a medium-sized town in Nevada (pronounced Nev-ADD-uh, not Nev-ODD-uh) called Gardnerville. We're approximately 30 minutes from Lake Tahoe, 60 minutes from Reno, 200 minutes from the Bay Area, 415 minutes from Las Vegas, 2,933 minutes from Boston, and 238,900 minutes from the moon.

At present I am enjoying the bachelor's life, which consists mainly of frozen pizza, video games, DVD and TV show marathons whenever I please, loving my freedom, watching kitten videos on youTube, camping, glaring with rife envious contempt at everyone in my life who's found someone special, skiing, writing, and I'm not entirely unable to bowl. Also, my nails are nicer than yours.

I love animals. Cats and dogs mostly. Mostly cats. And big dogs. I love movies. I love pizza. I love being alone. I love connecting with people on an intellectual level. I love road trips. I love writing. I love board games. I love pizza (twice the mention, twice the infatuation). I love leaving the reader hanging at the end of

Hey. I'm Dax Kelvin and this is my page. That's me over there, frowning down on you.

Like most online profile photos, this picture was taken almost a decade ago. I have less hair and more life experience now.